Last week I was in Portland. Not the one in Maine but the one in Oregon. In the great city of Portland, the age old question of “Would John Eat it?” was replaced by “Would John Live Here?” One day in this city and you’d realize that the question is rhetorical; yes, John would live here and yes, John would eat just about everything here! While the state of Oregon isn’t high fructose corn syrup free, it’s about as good as it gets.